ЩО Е ТО ДИПЛОМАЦИЯ?

Веднъж попитали Кисинджер - Какво е това «дипломация на совалката?» Кисинджер отговорил : О! Това е универсален метод! Ще ви дам пример. Искате по метода на дипломацията на совалката да омъжите дъщерята на Рокфелер за обикновено момче от руско село. - Но това е невъзможно! Как ще стане? - Много просто. Отивам в някое руско село, намирам едно обикновено момче и го питам: - Искаш ли да се ожениш за американка? Той ми отговаря: «Имаме си достатъчно руски момичета.» А аз: «Да. Но тази е дъщеря на милиардер» Той: «О! Това е друга работа» Тогава отивам в Швейцария на заседание на националната банка (???). Питам: «Искате за президент един пич от Сибир?» - Фу,- казват в банката. - А ако тук е замесен Рокфелер? - О! Това е друга работа! Отивам при Рокфелер. Питам: «Искате ли за зет руснак?» Той: «Ние в семейството всички сме финансисти!» Аз: «А той е президент на Швейцарската банка!» Той: «О! Това е друга работа! Сюзи! Ела тук. Господин Кисинджер ти е намерил съпруг. Той е президента на Швейцарската банка!» Сюзи: «Тези финансисти са все тъпаци!» Аз: «Да! Но този е кореняк сибирец!» Тя: «О-о-о! Това е друга работа» .

 



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